Cuenot

a cuenot is a person who thinks they know everything about everything there is to know. they are total dickheads who dont believe anything there told, and are stubborn as hell. noone really likes them, but they still suffer through being around them

nick is such a fuckin cuenot, hes so retarded and doesnt know anything but has to pretend like he does

by southeycalichchick April 28, 2009

cuentas

When someone is original and funny. Usually stands out in a crowd

Steve harvey is onna dem guys that always acts like a cuentas

by jennifer Lopez January 9, 2004

Dope Cuento Homey

an alternative to 'cool story bro' created on the FBR community FBR_TRASH on Wednesday June 23 by an anon.

person 1: you guys my cat died by falling on tha stairs!!!1!
person 2: awwww sorry gf
Person 3: dope cuento homey

by teamyon June 26, 2010

Cuench

it's Cuban and French mixed together., may also mean, the Cuban-French Connection

That guy is a cuench, he has a french last time with ancestors from cuba.

by miamiguy123 October 8, 2008

Cuenté

Exact definition: "Thats Cool" but SO utterly cool, the word 'cool' just isn't strong enough.

Because of the potency of this extremely strong version of 'cool' it cannot be used in a sentence. It is a sentence on it's own.

Pronounced: c-w-a-n-t-ay

Person 1: *Drops cartridges out of guns and kicks them into a bad guys face, rendering him unconcious*

Person 2: Cuenté... *Nods head in rhythm to the word*

by Juan Smooth April 21, 2009

cuench

a combination of a cunt and a wench

that chick is god-damn cuench!

by sami sforza May 30, 2008

Cuenca Move

When a friend knows you like a girl, and he steals her either way, breaking the Bro Code and furthermore your former friendship.

-"Dude, did you remember that time when Fernando made a Cuenca move?"
"Yeah, it was with Caro right? Didn't Sergio like her?"
"Yeah she did LOL"

by TasteTheFeeling September 12, 2018