Cuenot

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a cuenot is a person who thinks they know everything about everything there is to know. they are total dickheads who dont believe anything there told, and are stubborn as hell. noone really likes them, but they still suffer through being around them

nick is such a fuckin cuenot, hes so retarded and doesnt know anything but has to pretend like he does

Cuenot by southeycalichchick April 28, 2009

cunotary

a cunt notary

Your idiot friend: Fuckin bitch won't notarize my docs, cause she's a fat cunt!

You: GD cunotary. Let's get beers.

cunotary by Bro-Lo El Cuñado (Rafi) March 1, 2011

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Cenotaph

A place to mourn, respect, and honour those who gave their today for our tomorrow.

He stood and saluted in front of the Cenotaph.

Cenotaph by The_real_slim_shady January 15, 2016

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touching the cenotaph

a euphemism for male masturbation, referring to the fondling of the old obelisk

CCP: Where's Gafgarion?

ProfessorX: He's off touching the cenotaph again.

CCP: Wow, he's going to go blind.

touching the cenotaph by ProfessorX May 10, 2004

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cuentas

When someone is original and funny. Usually stands out in a crowd

Steve harvey is onna dem guys that always acts like a cuentas

cuentas by jennifer Lopez January 9, 2004

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Cuehotiful

Cuehotiful means to be cute hot and beautiful all at once. So a very good looking person

My girlfriend lexi is so cuehotiful

Cuehotiful by Brennan Duckie Mickie July 5, 2019

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Dope Cuento Homey

an alternative to 'cool story bro' created on the FBR community FBR_TRASH on Wednesday June 23 by an anon.

person 1: you guys my cat died by falling on tha stairs!!!1!
person 2: awwww sorry gf
Person 3: dope cuento homey

Dope Cuento Homey by teamyon June 26, 2010

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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