Cuenot

a cuenot is a person who thinks they know everything about everything there is to know. they are total dickheads who dont believe anything there told, and are stubborn as hell. noone really likes them, but they still suffer through being around them

nick is such a fuckin cuenot, hes so retarded and doesnt know anything but has to pretend like he does

by southeycalichchick April 28, 2009

cunotary

a cunt notary

Your idiot friend: Fuckin bitch won't notarize my docs, cause she's a fat cunt!

You: GD cunotary. Let's get beers.

by Bro-Lo El Cuñado (Rafi) March 1, 2011

Cenotaph

A place to mourn, respect, and honour those who gave their today for our tomorrow.

He stood and saluted in front of the Cenotaph.

by The_real_slim_shady January 15, 2016

touching the cenotaph

a euphemism for male masturbation, referring to the fondling of the old obelisk

CCP: Where's Gafgarion?

ProfessorX: He's off touching the cenotaph again.

CCP: Wow, he's going to go blind.

by ProfessorX May 10, 2004

cuentas

When someone is original and funny. Usually stands out in a crowd

Steve harvey is onna dem guys that always acts like a cuentas

by jennifer Lopez January 9, 2004

Cuehotiful

Cuehotiful means to be cute hot and beautiful all at once. So a very good looking person

My girlfriend lexi is so cuehotiful

by Brennan Duckie Mickie July 5, 2019

Dope Cuento Homey

an alternative to 'cool story bro' created on the FBR community FBR_TRASH on Wednesday June 23 by an anon.

person 1: you guys my cat died by falling on tha stairs!!!1!
person 2: awwww sorry gf
Person 3: dope cuento homey

by teamyon June 26, 2010