cucuybird

The 3rd (pre-adolescent) stage of development in the life cycle of the cucuy. A winged, hummingbird-sized alien being found exclusively in the forests of central New Mexico, USA. The cucuybird feeds on insects as it gains strength before growing into the chupacabra, or adolescent-phase cucuy. When feeding, the cucuybird emits a high-pitched chirping sound much similar to sky-cars on the popular 80's children's cartoon, "The Jetsons". (see also: cucuy, cucuywaterscorpion baby, cucuywaterscorpion, chupacabra)

Hey, look! Theres a cucuybird. That thing's gonna be pretty scary in a few months.

by JB April 12, 2005

as cool as a cucumber

A person who is far relaxed and never worry about the future

John is as cool as a cucumber, his final exam is tomorrow morning and he is telling jokes.

by Moudyaseen55 April 3, 2015

Googoots (Cucuzza)

Literally, in italian, a big squash. Used as slang it means "a useless person." In other words, all that person is good for is to sit there like a big squash and get bigger. It can just as easily be derogatory as well as joking.

I was going to get Frank to fix my Mustang, but then I remembered that as far as mechanics go, he's a total googoots (cucuzza).

by Marco 1234 May 1, 2008

Cuckipino

A Filipino with colonial mentality, who are very much known for carrying the values of being dependent on others rather than doing things themselves.

Cuckipino: "if it wasn't for Spain then Filipinos would be muslim terrorists!

Filipino: "yeah well, if it wasn't for the Moors conquering Spain, then there would be no Spain lol.

by RedPilledMajority April 30, 2019

El Cucuy

El Cucuy is a monster that steals and harms children that are trouble makers or that disobey their parents. Although known as a myth, many hispanic parents use the phrase, "Te va llevar el Cucuy" or "The Cucuy is going to take you" to scare their kids into behaving or into staying where they told them to stay.

El Cucuy es un monstro que roba y hace daño a los hijos desobedientes y traviesos. Aunque el Cucuy es conocido como una mytha, los padres latinoamericanos o hispanos usan el frase, "Te va llevar el Cucu si no quedes hayi" o "Si no vas a hacer caso, te va llevar el Cucuy y yo no te voy a ayudar cuando te lleva".

Hijo - "Ma, yo no quiero ir a misa! Si me tratas de llevar a fuerzas, voy a correr a mi cuarto y voy a poner el seguro en la puerta para que no entres!"
Madre - "Pues ya vete a tu cuarto para que te agarra el Cucuy!"

~ La madre sale de la casa dejando todo pagado. Prende el carro y dice "Bye! Te va llevar el Cucuy!"~

~El hijo sale corriendo de la casa diciendo "Esperate! Yo voy!"~

Son - "Mom, I don't want to go to mass! If you try to make me, I'm gonna run into my room and lock the door so you can't get in!"
Mom - "Well go to your room already so el Cucuy can get you!"

~The mom turns off everything and leaves. She starts the car and says, "Bye! El Cucuy is gonna get you!"~

~The son runs out of the house yelling, "Wait! I'm gonna go!" ~

by AssQuiefPussyFart August 31, 2013

Cucumber

A vegetable. That’s it, dirty minded fucks

I want a cucumber mate

by Kekadek January 6, 2019

Stuffed Cucumber Salad

A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.

Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015