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Cudiphobia

The fear of having oral sex in an automobile.
Brad Pitt developed Cudiphobia after he got into a car accident while getting head from Angelina Jolie.
by Iduc May 22, 2009
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Cumaphobia

Fear of male sexual excrement that goes beyond fear of spitting/swallowing. One suffering from cumaphobia usually substantiates her fear by delivering meaingless threats such as "If your cum comes anywhere near my face I will wipe it on your shirt."

These threats are worthless because those suffering from cumaphobia fail to realize that a messy shirt is worth a shot in the face.
"As I was about to cum, my girlfriend freaked out. Realizing that she suffered from cumaphobia, I helped her face her fear by shooting a load all over her face."
by Jolly May 31, 2004
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Cockophobia

Cockophobia is the extreme fear of the scrotum and the penis.
If or when you whip out for penis, and your girlfriend screams, this is the fear of cockophobia.
by ksajdhfagdjkfgasfd June 28, 2006
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Duckphobia

Scared of ducks like really fucking scared
by bruh im boom February 3, 2020
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cacaphobia

i have cacaphobia after i saw wills skids
by jondunn January 18, 2022
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cockaphobia

heartie has a severe case of cockaphobia
by tre June 6, 2003
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Cuzphobia

or (Cousinphobia)

A rare mutation of Mephobia (Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.), where the phobia appears in two or more first cousins almost simultaneously.

Cure - There is none.
Cousin1: "Cousin, we have a problem. I have just diagnosed myself with Cuzphobia and you're the nearest cousin which means..."
Cousin2: "NO! Now we'll never find someone as awesome as us!"
by Original_cousin October 24, 2012
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