Cuntocracy

Bureaucracy gone to a completely new cunty level.

"Alex, those visually impaired fuckers have complained about the size of writing on train signs so railtrack have taken 28 trains off the track"
"Oh my god Rob, what an excellent example of cuntocracy!"

by Oxford Rudeslices, representing the Stafford Paintball Posse May 9, 2006

fuckocracy

The fuckocracy is the system by which power is distributed in many first-world western countries. It’s a basic meritocracy, but instead of individuals with merit weilding power, it is rather based on the manner in which sexual availability dictates who holds power or potential success. Which is to say, the merit one wields is directly proportional to sexual maturity/availability/desirability.

You'll be invisible in the fuckocracy if you're between 40 and 60.

by c3n0byte March 5, 2013

suckocracy

1. When a nation is ruled by some1 that sucks cock

2. A nation w/ many cock suckers in it

3. when a government offical hires prostitues to satisfy their cock sucking needs

If Hilary Clinton is elected President the United States will become a suckocracy.

by ddd76 March 26, 2008

cockocracy

When men dominate over women in any given situation. To be part of the cockocracy one must have a cock.

Woman-"Shotgun"
Man-"Im sorry you get automatic back seat due to the cockocracy, and the other male gets the front seat."

by Joe and Anthony September 26, 2006

cockocracy

Penis Power.
The innate power of a man's urine hose over women (small minded beings).

Girl #1: "Zomg, I just got this purse, it is soooooooooooo cute."
Girl #2: "Yah, iz totally rad yawl"

Boy Bystander: "Get me a drink, ho. I gotta sit heyah for a while and scope the chicks. The cockocracy demands your compliance."
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Me: "Willay Wiggansssss, get in the backseat. COCKOCRACY BITCH"

by farty mc fartenstein (poop smell) November 17, 2007

Cockocracy

An inseparable group of gay men, who are the sluttiest men at a party/bar/club. Headed by the most experienced male, referred to as the King of Cock.

"Here comes the Cockocracy, get out your condoms boys"
"I had the entire Cockocracy last night"

by queer mike November 18, 2007

Caucocracy

A government or holding of power by unempathetic, nationalistic, white people

Tom: You see that latest mass shooting ? Some white guy.

Jim: yeah reports say he had a bad day at work.
Tom: imagine the outrage if they were anything other than white.
Jim: can’t beat the Caucocracy

by Tactical-Waffle March 18, 2021