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Uckfield College

Absolute shit pit in East Sussex, everyone who goes here wants to die and the teachers care more about uniform and jewelry than they do about doing their job. It's in a decent enough area tbh just a very dull school
Person 1:where do you go to school?
Person 2: Uckfield College
Person 1: and you haven't died of boredum yet?!
by Cameleater37 February 16, 2021
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Uckfield College

This is a school in East Sussex. Some people are very posh yet we have a wild species named roadman they think they are very 'ard and run the place but they really don't. Some teachers are really nice yet some are nasty and accuse you of being in school. All in all, it is a 3/5 school with nice people apart from most people.
"wow, have you seen the new student at UCKFIELD COLLEGE?"
"yes he is a roadman"
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One who bogarts the cock.
-"that fuckin fag is a real cockfiend man, he can't get enough of that shit."
-"yeah man, what a homo bitchass faggitass queer."
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A flag that doesn't represent racism or slavery.
The Cuckfederate flag is about heritage not hate.
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Cucafied

One of male orientation that had become subjugated to female persuasion.
Guido has been Cucafied by his girlfriend.
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The boyfriend e-whores live with and mooch off of while feeding off of the finances and attention of other cucks.
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The idea of imagining your partner/crush with someone else in bed, and using the idea to spark an internal motivational rage.

The technique grants infinite rage to the user, allowing them to be filled by their self-made spite and hatred enough to be able to perform amazing feats, acting as a "fuel" caused by "cuck" thoughts (thus the name). As one of the hidden arts of the goon, the technique is most prevalent in gooners of the highest caliber -- one can usually spot a cuckfueled individual as a young male maxing out the machines at the gym.

Likewise, gooners of lower calibers are unable to comprehend the technique, calling it instead a "step closer to becoming a cuck".

Some say that the self-humiliation the technique brings is the main reason for the its effectiveness: by having an individual imagine their beloved/crush with someone bigger than themselves, their self-humiliation erupts into a demandful rage of one wish: "to be bigger and stronger than this hypothetical figure in their head", thus causing them to lift and exercise more.
"Cuckfuel actually works tho, transformed me into a beast in 3 months when I was thinking about her."
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