Cupertino Clapchat

A modern-day, Gen-Z sex maneuver in which one person is clapping their partners’ cheeks (doggy-style) while simultaneously FaceTiming said partner. In this manner the partner who is doing the clapping can view the other’s face and the partner getting clapped is able to view themself getting clapped by the other.

Joe: Yo Nathan, did you get with that girl last night?
Nathan: Yeah bro, we tried out the Cupertino Clapchat.

Brandon: No way! I’ve always wanted to try that.

Sophia: *returns from Nathan’s house*
Katie: How was it?
Sophia: It was just an out of body experience.

by ppboi1020 January 26, 2021

cybertard

A cybertard is someone who is ignorant of the way that things work on the internet even after having had enough time to learn, especially when it comes to internet scammers. The definition may extend to people who are clueless about other internet knowledge, such as basic html coding, how to navigate an online forum, etc.

A cybertard is someone who lacks "cyber smarts" (akin to "streetsmarts").

Syn: permanoob

"John fell for that MySpace phishing bulletin and his account got hacked... he's such a cybertard".

by Demiurge December 14, 2008

cyberthug

Someone who talks crap and acts hard over the internet; nerd who hides behind a computer screen acting tough

cyberthug: Man you are so pussy dawg I will beat yo ass man i will fuck you up fo sho!
Normal person: nerd.... quit talking shit over the internet...

by Piggofdoom October 19, 2007

CUPERTINO

An area of land where no one can drive, everyone lives for grades, and computers rule the earth.

A place that everyone from Asia wants to live, but no one that lives there wants to stay.

by Melissa May 13, 2005

Cybertruck

The product of Elon smoking something and downloading blender, both being his first times.

Person 1: Yo, what do ya think about the new Cybertruck?

Person 2: looks like Elon decided he wanted to try blender for the first time, and not much else.

Person 1: lmao

by Abhi345 December 4, 2019

Cupertino Cappuccino

When someone uses a Mac in starbucks. Many people have made this a cliche. This stereotype has made some Mac users want to destroy starbucks. The most common pair is a MacBook with a caramel cappuccino.

John: I HATE Cupertino Cappuccinos.
Steve: Why?
John: Starbucks tastes too gross for a Mac to be within 10 feet of it.

by ImAwesomeProductions July 21, 2011

Cubestress

The woman with whom you spend an inordinate amount of time in your cubicle discussing non-work related things and generally enjoying each other's company.

Have you noticed how quiet Joe's cube has been since his cubestress has stopped visiting?

by Doc McLovin February 22, 2008