Cuban missile crisis

The sudden and extreme need to defecate brought on by the nicotine in a strong cigar. This is an instantaneous and unavoidable date with the porcelain throne.

Darrin suddenly jumped up and yelled "Cuban Missile Crisis" as he raced for the bathroom.

by Herfmaster March 22, 2013

A Cuban Missile

It's like scissoring for lesbians but with a man and woman. While in the scissor position the man aligns his anus with the woman's vaginal opening and proceeds to excrete a firm fecal log inside said woman's venereal cavity.

Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".

Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?

*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.

A Cuban Missile

by Ramsey Dikken December 6, 2013

The Cuban Missile Crisis

This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.

Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 26, 2018

Cuban Missile Crisis

1) When Elian Gonzalez's family ran out of things to throw at the cops.

2) When the USA under JFK narrowly avoided an eldritch rendezvous with destiny.

Oh, no!!! Not another Cuban Missile Crisis!!!

by Fearman September 7, 2007

Cuban misile crisis

That happened for real? I thought that was just a movie!

Cuban misile crisis had some tasty licks

by HeavyDynamite December 25, 2022

Cuban Missile Crisis

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points if one of them has a cigar.

Anthony and Andy were bored, so they decided to have a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.

by kmac46 December 9, 2008

Cuban Missile Crisis

When having sex with a Cuban girl and your about to shoot a hard one into her, begin counting down from however long till you cum in your bitch, and then the goal is to make her climax before you do.

Dude, I heard Adem actually pulled off the Cuban Missile Crisis on that Cuban girl from the bar.

by TheHunterV280 July 27, 2010