When the meme lords demand that you stare at your laptop to watch your investment in various crypto currencies go up and down, as one is lulled to believe they are a savvy day trader and will one day make millions off speculative trading 10 years too late.
"Man, I was up all night cryptobating to Dogecoin after Elon mentioned it in a tweet!" - Jason, your neighbor who also owns 0.00001 bitcoin
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Denise: Hey, how was your weekend?
Christina: Oh pretty good, I was just cryptothanxin with my friends.
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A device invented in future(2070s) to control other human's thoughts .Its a secret project used in future by government officials to control thoughts of criminals and enemies.
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2: Yeah man, she got hitched up a few months ago. Definitely a cryptofatty.
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