cryptocracy

Rule by secrecy.

The Bavarian Illuminati have secretly ruled the world as a cryptocracy since their foundation in 1776.

by Adam W Haupt May 19, 2009

Cryptocuck

/KRIP-toh-kuhk/
Noun

A person who blindly advocates for blockchains such as bitcoin and nfts, without knowledge of their nefarious effects on the environment and negative influence in several markets

Person 1, a cryptocuck: You should totally mine shitcoin, it's going to the moon it'll be the future.

Person 2, has an IQ above room temperature: you're just being a cryptocuck, go read a book

by Renmf July 16, 2021

cryptolexiconis orgasmia

Someone who gets off on using big complicated words or esoteric terminology.

Bob tries to sound like he's smart, but he really isn't. He suffers from cryptolexiconis orgasmia.

by Anhedonis October 28, 2009

cryptocuck

One who spams social media with screenshots of fake cryptocurrency giveaways.

"Oh no, Alice is again posting that fake screenshot from Elon Musk about crypto giveaway. "

I know, she's such a cryptocuck.

by urbanronin September 12, 2020

cryptoverse

All things dealing with cryptocurrency and cryptography

I started my exploration of the cryptoverse, I'm going to start mining some cryptocurrency, probably tron for starters.

by cryptomark September 28, 2019

Cryptocuck

A slur used against NFT makers.

"Hey dude check out this NFT I just made"

"Fucking cryptocuck."

by svnkistt March 8, 2022

cryptolectrology

>n. 1a. the study of loose change, car keys and television remotes. b. the collected ephemera and shiznit of such study. 2. a small mess of random objects; a miscellany. >Also, cryptolectrologist n., cryptolectrologer n., cryptolectrological adj.
(from Greek kruptos ‘hidden’ + lektron ‘couch’)

Your honour, I should now like to call upon my expert witness, world-renowned crytpolectrologist and trampoline instructor Dr. Finbarr Beauchamp-Stoat, who will testify that the empty chip packet was not that of my client...

by Tama Boyle February 11, 2005