Cybernation

Human form of hibernation. Where a person ends all social contact with other people in the name of the internet.

"Is Lewis coming out tonight?"..."no he's gone into cybernation"

by Augustus Scott Kennedy December 12, 2007

cyberation

to be scolded or harshly criticized by other users in a chat room or comment space on the internet

His word entry received great cyberation due to its sexist innuendos.

by tik-tiki October 20, 2008

Cybergation

The online followers that comprise a cybervangelist's congregation.

"The fire and brimstone talking heads at the Christian Broadcasting Network make a killing preaching against virtual vice to their cybergation in America's Bible Belt."

by VirtualVice August 14, 2009

Cybernation

When someone swears off social networking sites such as facebook or myspace for an extended period of time only to come crawling out of their cave by the following season. Usually done in cases of bad breakups on facebook, bragging rights for self-righteousness amongst friends, or a neighbor putting a password on their wireless internet connection. Can be used in verb form as cybernate (ing.)

I've been on facebook too much lately, maybe I should go into cybernation.

by bri777 January 14, 2011

Crysterbation

1.Verb- crying whilst in the process of masturbation.

2.Noun- see above

Portrayed accurately in Little Ashes by Robert Pattinson when his gay lover hooks up with the girl he loves while he is in the room (confused yet? Don't be, basically Robert Pattinson is incapable of playing a character that questions his sexuality) (oh by the way, Little Ashes is an accurate portrayl of Salvador Dali's life, soooo as far as I know, Salvador Dali is the only case of crysterbation in mass media. More win for surrealists) "I thought he was simply crying in his room until he ran out of breath and I heard something else; he was clearly crysterbating."

by Salvador Dali win December 23, 2010

crysterbation

when you cry whilst masterbating

your on the north pole your tears are frozen....crysterbation

by jarnzy November 29, 2010

Cybernation

Cybernation is a word combining the words 'cyber' and 'hibernation'.
It has two possible definitions:

1) Cybernation is when someone cuts off all links to the outside world for prolonged periods of time (except their internet connection) and basiclly lives on/ with/ next to their computor.

2)Cybernation is when someone does not go on their computor for prolonged periods of time spec. social networking sites and the likes.

In both cases, it refers to cuting off social links in the computing and/or outside world, annoying others who want to communicate with them.

Forms: Cybernation; Cybernating; Cybernate; Cybernated

Richard: Have you spoken to Jonathon lately?

Darren: No, I think he's in cybernation...

by Igloo Ninja March 12, 2011