crustuluphobia

an intense fear of eating cookies, and oftentimes other sweet foods that have similar textures.
this fear often stems from cookie-related traumas, like having an intense allergic reaction to a cookie or simply having a strong negative association with cookies due to unrelated actions.
comes from "crustulum", a Latin word for small baked goods, and "phobia", meaning a fear or anxiety disorder

"Sorry, I can't come to the birthday party if you have cookies there, i have crustuluphobia. Don't look it up on Google, you won't get any results."

by CutieFox9 April 8, 2025

Crustummania

The love of any kind of baked goods.
they love the baked goodness UH HUH!!

sausage rolls, pasties, pies,quiches

A bakers is a crustummaniacs dream!!!

by Dopeyfeind April 28, 2011

crustula

A crustula is an old female who resembles a crustacean.

Often referred to as crusty.

Look at that crustula!

by Abccdd October 15, 2017

crustybum

Crusty•bum
A word used to define and or describe when someone's bum is looking crusty.

Person 1: woah, that's definitely one crustybum you have there.
Person 2:STAWWWP🥺🥺

by Pepepeooo February 18, 2022