crustulate

the crap on things like cheese or chocolate when you end up burning it and it forms on the edges making a disgusting crustulation

damn bitch you overcooked my cheese now there is all this fucking crustulated shit around it ... damn hoe face!!

by crazybitch_99 October 17, 2008

Crastibate

When one masturbates while having something better to do.

From the English words:
Procrastinate
Masturbate

Not to be confused with Crasturbate which means to cry while masturbating.

You can't finish Grandma Edna's eulogy if you keep stopping to crastibate, Timmy.

by Mikey Chase March 18, 2013

crustipated

Crusty; caked on; and not easily removed.

My vacuum cleaner is crustipated and will no longer suck.

by zeiserism February 10, 2018

crystabating

Depressive masturbation using tears as lubricant when one has had a crushing sexual let down

"Where's that little bitch johnny",

"oh he's probably at home crystabating"

by Yard Panther February 13, 2019

Crustable

A girls' unda-wears; sometimes with crust in them.
It really depends on the pair.

We totally taped that bitches crustables from the ceiling, those things were NASTY.

by Yo, It's Cold As Shit In Here, Dawg. April 29, 2005

Crustrated

Crus.trat.ed adj.
Pronounced ˈkrə,strādəd'

When you're so hella stankbutt filthy that you get MAD about it.

Hangry is to hungry as Crustrated is to being dirty AF.

Bro: why you trippin bud? You're being pissy as a mf.
Bro2: sorry bro, I'm just Crustrated. I can smell my own balls from here. Gotta shower off this thicc ass booty stank.
Bro: shit. me2 bro

by Dr. Dingus MD February 10, 2021

Crustable

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich that will have you nutting in seconds from its heavenly goodness

This crustable makes me want to nut everywhere!

by Greenpoop24361 February 16, 2021