couchfuck

when somebody is insulted and their response is "fuck yo couch" this definition defrays from dave chapelle host of the chapelle show

hey john i heard you got stood up last night". "Well steve fuck yo couch"-"couchfuck"

by dr. h.r. shoveanstuff October 4, 2010

Di na crushback

Ikaw

Haha di na crushback

by Haha tanga August 25, 2021

Crossfuck

When you are having sex with three or more people and your penis goes into an unexpected vagina or butthole.

While doing sarah I accidentally crossfucked Julie.

by Long Boehner September 10, 2010

The Crucifucks

The best punk band of all time, hailing from Lansing, Michigan their brand of punk pissed off everybody from Ronald Regean to Christians to police (never more apparent then it their song Cops From Fertilzer). Lead singer Doc Corbin Dart schreechy vocals put the sound of pure hate to the ears of all TRUE punk fans.

The Crucifucks are the best punk band of all time.

by Dokkensucks753 July 30, 2009

clustfuckery

1- Actions or behavior typically associated with or performed in a clusterfuck.

2- The product of a clusterfuck.

You are acting like a chicken with your head cut off. Quit your clustfuckery!

Did you see their science project? Complete clustfuckery. They're going to fail for sure.

by raggedy rag bag November 20, 2009

crucifuck

One partner does the "Jesus on the cross pose" with arms spread wide and feet crossed while the other partner fucks him or her.

"James nailed me against the wall last with a good crucifuck"
"Baby, I'm so horny. I'm gonna fuck you like Jesus on the cross. Prepare to be crucifucked"
"He did me so hard I was crucifucked"

by ledirious August 10, 2016

Crucifucked

A kink involving a person being tied to a cross and fucked. Like Jesus was crucified to the cross, but in a sexual kinky way.

"This hot kinky guy crucifucked me so hard last night, I couldn't walk the next day"

by em kcuf 333 July 12, 2017