by crusher (yeah, really, it is me!) January 14, 2005

by PWNZ0R August 30, 2003

(noun) Lexus LX470; It's an overly large SUV which is nothing but a thinly disguised Toyota Land Cruiser; Hence "Cruiser" becomes "Crusher"
Person A: Are you going to pick her up in the Crusher?
Person B: Ugh, I hate driving that fat pig, I'll take the VW.
Person B: Ugh, I hate driving that fat pig, I'll take the VW.
by You can call me...Tim August 18, 2005

The most awesome girl in the world, and she has MAGICAL HAIR! She has many feats, such as defeating the notorious Bunny Not Funny scream. She has an AWESOME brother, JCPenney. Yeah, they're SO awesome.
Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand
Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand
Person: "AHHH! Bunny's terrorizing me!"
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff
by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife November 8, 2021

my best friend michelle
by kamikaze.soul July 26, 2004

Yo, did you see Crusher at that wicked floor fight in Newark? He decimated!
Nah, it was all theatrics...he just did the dirty work for that new one sitting on the presiding committee.
Nah, it was all theatrics...he just did the dirty work for that new one sitting on the presiding committee.
by Crusher2009 February 21, 2009

"Hey beat it, the crushers are coming."
" That crusher is watching you so don't lift anything."
"If that alarm goes off the crushers will be him in a minute."
" That crusher is watching you so don't lift anything."
"If that alarm goes off the crushers will be him in a minute."
by SeaPilot June 30, 2009
