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Crunknasty

--Adjective

1. being in temporary state beyond intoxication in which the only relevant goals in life are one's friends.

2. being overstimulated by a combination of alcohol, cigarettes, adderall, and upbeat popular music.
1. I heard you got hella crunknasty with the bros last weekend.

2. Dude, he was so crunknasty after that line; I've never seen anyone dance to GaGa with a cigarette in one hand and a cup in the other.
by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010
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Crunkassed-out

A variant of Crunk, or crazy-drunk, this phrase means "Crazy drunk and passed-out."
"Everybody in the club get crunk! Then, later, we'll get crunkassed-out!"
by Kanary K December 17, 2005
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Crunklash

1.A injury to the cervical vertebrae do to crunk activity.
2. The shaking of dreads rapidly or crazily.

3. Nigga head-bangin.
1. Waka Flocka Flame may have crunklash in his video "Oletsdoit".
2. I shook my dreads so hard I think I got crunklash.
3. I'm bout to get crunklash in the club.
by C-Bo Cecilio March 8, 2010
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Crunknasty

1. An adjective to describe a state of uncontrollable euphoria reached from getting crunk. Usually one being crunknasty occurs at the pinnacle of one's drinking.

2. A noun for referencing a Crunkmaster.
Phil: "Hey brah, you coming to the bump'n party tonight?"

Matt: "Yeah, word. I plan on getting real crunknasty."
by Cecil Banks April 26, 2009
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Designated Crunkmaster

1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.

2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.

"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"

"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"

Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.

This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
by too school for cool January 24, 2012
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Crunksmas

Celebrated in accordance with Christmas and Christmas eve. Following one's familial commitments to the holiday, they converge with friends to get super faded on a miriad of substances and celebrate in true form.
Phone call: "dude, i just finished Christmas eve dinner with the fam. Now let's get Crunksmas started!
by Bottomless ChronWell May 25, 2009
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crunktastic

crunk + fantastic = crunktastic
also crunkalicious, crunktacular
these are cracker words
that movie was crunktastic
by j-money August 28, 2004
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