crunkle

A Crazy Drunk Uncle...which everyone has.

Who's the douchebag pissing in the corner? Oh that's just Nicks' crunkle.

by Nitmer May 09, 2009

Crunkle

A mix of the two words crunch and crinkle

I did not put the chips away as you were on a work call and it would of made a crunkle sound

by Maggie_the_doggo August 12, 2020

crunkle

A substance or tool used to smoke marijauana. Either a pipe, or a shoot.

Take a killa toke from that crunkle.

by Rob Barrett July 26, 2005

crunkle

A creepy uncle, the kind who hits on friends of his niece

Emma limited her Crunkle's access to her facebook page because she knew he would only use it check out her hottie college friends.

by dunkalicious January 15, 2008

Crunkle

A word that describes the thin film of dead skin and saliva on either side of the corner of your mouth.

She has crunkle on her lips.

by Shively June 13, 2007

crunkle slam

Unkle Sams Nickname because he's crunk and his shit slams.aka unkle scam-u-all

im unkle sam but cuddies call me crunkle slam,and u wont wanna fuck with me cuz my shit goes BLAM,BLAM

by Mac Money June 28, 2006

crunkle kick

a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$

i would like a crunkle kick please

by daniel allan wood September 13, 2007