A term forged by the G-Block to comprehend the state of mind occuring after sippin on a lil something and firing up a blunt or two in tha whip. Getting cumpled leads to a cross buzz never felt before. Crumpleness is not recommended for lightweights or for pussy ass ho's who can't handle the G-Block style. Bitches.
by Dizzle February 27, 2004
Get the Crumpledmug. 
A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.
My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.
by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011
Get the Crumple Ploppermug. verb. To crumple ones fudge.
The act of anal penetration with the intent to compact fecal matter.
To perform a sexual act with extreme pressure and force upon the rear cavity.
Sodomy and melted chocolate.
Also known as Fudge Crumplin'
The act of anal penetration with the intent to compact fecal matter.
To perform a sexual act with extreme pressure and force upon the rear cavity.
Sodomy and melted chocolate.
Also known as Fudge Crumplin'
Hey Susie, how about I come over later and crumple your fudge again?
What am I eating here, packed shit or crumpled fudge!
Bruce enjoys a good fudge crumpling.
What am I eating here, packed shit or crumpled fudge!
Bruce enjoys a good fudge crumpling.
by squirrelgunz August 18, 2009
Get the Fudge Crumplingmug. To crumple up an important document or item in front of the items owner, followed by throwing the crumpled item on a desk or the floor.
Bro, the sergeant walked over to me, snatched my birthday card out of my hands, crinkled it up and threw it on the floor! Yeah, dude, the sergeant crumple fucked the birthday card my momma sent to me, too.
by M.E.A.T November 8, 2020
Get the Crumple Fuckmug. a person who has cellulite so thick on their inner thigh's that when it reaches their "cookie"spot, all you can see is beat-up, dimpled BACON STRIPS.
(QUITE AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT TO OCCUR)
(QUITE AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT TO OCCUR)
by Miss Kali Kaos March 14, 2009
Get the Crumple Crotchmug. basically another phrase for ‘butterflies’ when you get that feeling in your belly if someone is hot or has done something attractive.
scarlet: lol look at that guy across the street
alyssa: fjdjsahhhhh
scarlet: have you got stomach crumples?
alyssa: yea 😭
alyssa: fjdjsahhhhh
scarlet: have you got stomach crumples?
alyssa: yea 😭
by imkenmasgirl October 8, 2020
Get the stomach crumplesmug.