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Glazed Cruller

A glazed cruller is what you call your penis after a sex session if your women got off.
His penis was covered in her cum, looking just like a glazed cruller donut log.
by Luscious Lynn September 13, 2019
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chocolate glazed cruller

When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.
Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.
by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007
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crullering

to stumble around blankly, to not pay attention to what you are doing
Woah man, I was so tired today, I was crullering all over the place!
by IWILLSKINYOURMOM November 15, 2020
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Cape Cod Cruller

When you eat a donut off a guys dick and he’s wearing Hey Dudes, high socks and a Vineyard Vines shirt
Just ate a Cape Cod Cruller off a Chad in Chatham. Then I stole his vineyard vines long sleeve.
by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025
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