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Goat Throat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someone’s head in place while they give you a blowjob
by CJ142857 April 25, 2022
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sexual crucifixion

A type of sexual act involving five members (fivesome) in which, classically, a man is pinned down with arms outstretched by four women - one receiving cunnilingus, one receiving vaginal intercourse, and two are fingered by each of the man's hands, thus effectively fastening him to the bed or floor.

Traditionally, this act continues until the man is on the brink of death, at which point he should cry out, "It is finished!", orgasm one final time, and then die.

Though unconventional, it is acceptable for a woman to be subjected to sexual crucifixion, or for men to take the role of pinning the martyr, in which case anal sex, tribadism, fellatio, and handjobs may be substituted for the original acts.
"Did you hear that Paul was sexually crucified last night? I heard he died with a smile on his face."
"No way! I can't believe he found four girls to do it with."
"I know. What a legend. Talk about going out with a bang."
"No kidding. I hope someday I get the chance to get in on a sexual crucifixion."
by Misteur E January 13, 2020
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Crucifying

A sex position where the guy holds up a girl like they are being crucified and fucks them from behind.
Cody tried crucifying Maddy to give her a good time. Her hole was never the same.
by thecerealraper June 7, 2018
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Crucifixion Phobia

The fear of cuts on Palms of hands and the Arches of feet
I have Crucifixion Phobia and this cut on the Palm of my hand is not tolerable
OR
I have Crucifixion Phobia and this cut on the Arch of my foot is not tolerable
by Crucifixion Phobia April 20, 2011
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Crucifixion Snatch

To have intercourse with a hole in a persons body caused by crucifixion
Man my girlfriend and I had a satanic ritual, so we had some hot Crucifixion Snatch sex afterwards
by GodlyMammoth April 6, 2017
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Crucifisting

Fisting oneself with a crucifix.
As a political stunt, Pauline Hanson was crucifisting herself in the Senate today.
by smelsworst August 17, 2017
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Crucifixion

When somebody at a catholic school gets ninered it is called crucifixion. It is only crucifixtion if it involves homosexual acts or acts of fuckery
Kamal: oh shit its the seniors
Jamal: do you know why they are here

Kamal: no why
Jamal: fucking crucifixion
by .... October 10, 2019
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