cronus zen

For gay people who need macros AND mouse and key (MNK) to gain an advantage on console

How tf do we win with and ash main with a fuckin cronus zen?

by willywanker. April 22, 2021

cronus zen

There’s a special place in hell for the people who use it. Anyone who owns one most likely isn’t loved and gains satisfaction from tormenting individuals that are essentially handicapped

Yoooo that dudes a beamer! He’s definitely got a cronus zen. I’m getting off this shit game.

by nothumbssadge May 8, 2022

Ben Crouse

Ben Crouse, is a bitch ass Arabic nigga who likes to fart in your god damn face. His slut mom likes to yell at him while he's jacking off to his poop and pee fetish. He is also imfamously known for yelling "Joe mama" during an English class.

"Dude, is that the Ben Crouse? The one that yelled 'Joe mama' in class???"

"HELL YEAH IT IS, THIS IS WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"

"Bro, he's probably gay..."

by Alphacuremom69 May 25, 2020

Crouse

To consistently not show up to important events and lie about whereabouts. Act like your too busy to be somewhere. Constant disregard for friendship. To leave someone hanging or screw over.

(noun) Your such a crouse for not showing up for class today.
(verb) Dude you really croused me today.

(verb) Be at my house tomorrow morning at 7am, and don't you crouse on me.
(adjective) No you cant borrow my car because you are too crouse.

by John (definently not Balls) October 23, 2013

Cronus

Cronus is a beta troll and is the ancestor of Eridan Ampora. He is mistaken to be "sexy" though really isn't in the canon Homestuck webcomic. He is considered more of a "romantic" and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth. He also wears a white shirt with the same zodiac symbol as Eridan. Same blood color and everything (A shade of purple.) He is normally nice, but may or may not get in arguments easily. It won't matter whether you're male or female, because I bet Cronus has a chance to flirt with you.

ME: Please don't look at me Cronus. It makes me feel weird. Are you trying to flirt with me? Please stop!
OTHER HOMESTUCKS: OMG it's Cronus! Can you have sex with me? Can we kiss? Yay!!!!!

by Coraline the Master Angler June 16, 2015

Crouse Walk

When you walk with a slight bounce in your step, going faster than your average walk.

"John Doe was doing the Crouse Walk down the street!"

by Crousewalk March 30, 2019

Cootus

When the rooster wakes up for the first time in his life, but it's not just any awakening, it's a religious awakening. At first their chirping and pecking, you know the normal rooster things, but the next thing you know you'll walk into your coop and see your rooster reading a Bible. Know that this is completely normal, it's just apart of you rooster growing up.

My rooster just went through cootus, I'm so proud.

by Bloogus October 12, 2019