Crotchy 

A shortening of the word crotchety, is used to refer to an old person who’s old, bitter, slow, stubborn, not with the times, et cetera. Used as a pejorative

The old man Peanut who lives next door is so crotchy, he’s always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.

Crotchy by Poochie La La May 7, 2022

Crotchy Button 

When you're so scared or disgusted your dick hides itself by forming itself into an innie belly button like transformation except it's near your crotch.

That porn I watched earlier scared my penis so bad I have had a crotchy button for a week now.

Crotchy Button by therealshadybrabbit August 31, 2015

Crotchy toke 

Ben and kims word! (c)
when your stoned it just means stuff!!!
it means everything!

your such a crotchy toke!

Crotchy toke by Ben February 21, 2004

Srirachy Crotchy

A crotch that itches and burns

That girls got srirachy crotchy

Srirachy Crotchy by BigBustyAsian June 20, 2026

Sriracha Crotch 

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.

Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!

Sriracha Crotch by will bitten September 7, 2017

Crotch muppet 

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.

Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.

Crotch muppet by JollyMagnanimous April 15, 2019

Crotch Coke 

Best body powder money can buy. Use on sensative areas, feet, or footwear of your choosing. Fresh silky smooth skin while absorbing moisture and fighting friction.

Hey bro, I see your using that Crotch Coke. Only bad MF's use that shit!

Crotch Coke by SFCHOLLYWOOD September 5, 2019