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Crotchular region

This is the area in which your ballsack and penis live my dear Watson.
Jerry's ballsack was swollen and changing colors from being hit in his crotchular region with a baseball bat.
by UnlimitedInfinity May 27, 2009
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Crotchular area

The word you use when you don't want to say the words 'penis', 'balls', or 'vagina' out loud.
Doctor - "Where does it hurt?"
Guy - "In my...'crotchular area'."
by Gruntified November 4, 2007
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crotchgear

A brand of sweatpants with humorous logos displayed over the crotch region where the humor is often based on innuendos and lightly crude sexual references.
Guy 1: "Was that a squirrel on that guys sweatpants?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, its reaching for his nuts! It's one of the new crotchgear designs"
by drewreeper November 28, 2011
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crotchula

n. - a title given to people who crotch excessively, or who are renouned for their crotchtastic tendencies.
"Ooh, look, it's Crotchula."
by Spenny June 24, 2006
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Crotchplant

When you faceplant into someone's crotch.
Girl: *leans over, accidentally lands facefirst into a guy's crotch*

Table: "OOOOO! CROTCHPLANT!"
by Kach January 20, 2011
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Count Crotchula

the greatest person ever to invent a word and put it on this site.
Person 1: have you ever read one of Count Crotchula's words?

Person 2: of course i have that guys the funniest person i've ever heard.
by ilililililil August 16, 2008
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crotchulate

a. 1) get crunk

2) abrv. get it crotch'd

b. 1) crotchulate it - to get the
party started

2) can also mean to have gay sex...
especially when used as an
insult for someone named tyler
hall or when made into the
word "man-crotchulated.

BACKGROUND:
It all started when Tyler Hall
(Tyala)looked at gay porn on my
computer. So then, after telling
many, many people about his
antics, Sam, a comedic genius,
made up the phrase man
crotchulated while we were talking
about him. So the term was quickly
picked up by our peers and
hopefully will be picked up by
others around the world.
a. We came to the party ready to
get it crotch'd.

b. Tyala goes to the gay bar and
keeps it man-crotchulated.
by Zech May 24, 2004
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