Crotchular area

The word you use when you don't want to say the words 'penis', 'balls', or 'vagina' out loud.

Doctor - "Where does it hurt?"
Guy - "In my...'crotchular area'."

by Gruntified October 19, 2007

Crotchular

A unisex word for the under-the-pants-organs.

Male use of the word: "Dude, she found me cheating and kicked me in the (crotchular) region"

Female use of the word: "Girl, I was with a hottie lastnight and now my (crotchular) region burns"

by Carla G. December 15, 2007