jacob crossley

ceo of EOOOWWWWE snapchat groupchat. loves a night out in pryzm leeds but beware if he drinks too much he falls asleep stood up on dance floors and starts on emo girls. partial to a nandos. can catch him managing costa throwing beef ragu at staff and winding up regular customers tracy and emma.
that jacob crossleyis taking forever with my burnt toast frostino and mouldy toast on the side.
by nours big batty April 05, 2022
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When you hear about his previous antics looking after people at Christmas parties and had to see for yourself if he actually folds you like a origami swan
When you finally decided to see if the flirting was just talk and end up in puddle folded like a origami swan ,That's the true meaning of crossleyed
by Jade68+1 January 14, 2024
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