by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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by thenicholas1 March 16, 2010
Get the cross eyed curves mug.A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.
Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.
by GRYMES October 16, 2009
Get the cross eyed panda mug.A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the nose of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two parties.
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Get the cross eyed crippler mug.cross eyed freak - hes so cross eyed and thinks he's so cool with his guide dogs roaming around. he will look at you and when u look at him he's like ''STOP LOOKING AT ME!'' even though he was looking at you for 2 hours... fuck him, honestly..
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