Crop Circle 

When your cornrows have a bald spot.

"Snoop Dogg had to change his hairstyle so he wouldn't start getting a Crop Circle."

Crop Circle by IsItNeilWithAK September 4, 2016

Crop circle 

When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.

If I shaved like that it would look like a crop circle.

Crop circle by Furter October 11, 2020

Crop Circle 

Shaved pubic area on an otherwise very hairy man

When she removes his shirt she thought of the hairy man “perhaps he is a primate.,” but once his pants came off and revealed a carefully shaven bush she said “no primate would take the time to make that glorious crop circle.”

Crop Circle by Breezewardlycos November 6, 2021

alabama crop circle

when a bunch of hicks (preferably from alabama) take family members into fields and have a circle jerk. The last hick that blows their load on their family member gets cornholed by seeing how many cobs of corn can fit in their ass by the winning kin folk.

my ass hurts after losing last nights alabama crop circle... my sister just didnt look as good as she usually does...

alabama crop circle by Pepperonni Steve August 24, 2009

Carolina crop circle 

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.

Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"

Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"

Carolina crop circle by Adamclee123 October 28, 2021

Bogan Crop Circle 

The pattern left on a lawn after a dead project car is resurrected or sold. Normally dirt in the middle with longer grass around the outside where the mower can’t reach.

“Did you see the Bogan Crop Circle on Neil’s lawn? Looks like he sold the piece of shit."

Bogan Crop Circle by Cowboy Tuned July 19, 2022

Port Lincoln Crop Circle 

When a group of mates gather in a circle each facing the same way around the circle, front to back, drop down to a crouch, and shove an ecstasy tablet up the arse of the person in front. Then when all the pills are shelved, turn into the middle of the circle, touch fingers and say "E.T. Phone Home!"

"Me and Lockie had some mates around last night for a Port Lincoln Crop Circle. It was pretty Loose ay"

Port Lincoln Crop Circle by Rigger_666 January 22, 2024