crop circles

(n.) Areas of missing facial hair

I want a full beard, but these crop circles are cropblockin me.

by giogringo July 3, 2006

Wisconsin crop circles

Using a vehicle to make patterns in the snow on roads, parking lots and other flat surfaces during the night, so its looks like they mysteriously appear when it becomes light the next morning.

Saw some wisconsin crop circles in the high school parking lot when I dropped the kids off this morning.

by Really Light Stuff February 12, 2019

alabama crop circle

when a bunch of hicks (preferably from alabama) take family members into fields and have a circle jerk. The last hick that blows their load on their family member gets cornholed by seeing how many cobs of corn can fit in their ass by the winning kin folk.

my ass hurts after losing last nights alabama crop circle... my sister just didnt look as good as she usually does...

by Pepperonni Steve August 24, 2009

Crowley County Crop Circles

Mysterious open circles that appear in the fields of Crowley County that seemingly appear after an RV Meth lab explodes.

"Brad, what's this big open area doing in the middle of your Uncles corn field?"
"Just more Crowley County crop circles bro. Don't touch anything you find on the ground."

by WhiskeyFour March 1, 2023

Crop circle

When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.

If I shaved like that it would look like a crop circle.

by Furter October 11, 2020

Port Lincoln Crop Circle

When a group of mates gather in a circle each facing the same way around the circle, front to back, drop down to a crouch, and shove an ecstasy tablet up the arse of the person in front. Then when all the pills are shelved, turn into the middle of the circle, touch fingers and say "E.T. Phone Home!"

"Me and Lockie had some mates around last night for a Port Lincoln Crop Circle. It was pretty Loose ay"

by Rigger_666 January 22, 2024

Bogan Crop Circle

The pattern left on a lawn after a dead project car is resurrected or sold. Normally dirt in the middle with longer grass around the outside where the mower can’t reach.

“Did you see the Bogan Crop Circle on Neil’s lawn? Looks like he sold the piece of shit."

by Cowboy Tuned July 19, 2022