crossed

To be under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the same time. Usually occurs at parties or with a group of friends. Short for crossfaded.

1. "I don't know about you bro, but being crossed is the best!"

2. "Damn dude you look crossed!"
"Yea man... 2 shots, 5 games of beerpong, and a giant rip fucked me up!"

by Erik B January 17, 2008

Star-Crossed

A person, usually a lover, that would have been perfect for you if the circumstances were different. Some say you knew each other in another lifetime.

I met the love of my life when I was studying abroad in Europe, but we must be star-crossed-- our relationship will never work out thousands of miles away.

by Lovekitten July 22, 2008

Crooked grind

A skateboarding trick where you ollie onto a rail, land your front truck on the rail, and grind the rail at about a 45 degree angle. Not a beginner trick.

Crooked's look neat.

by Ricky Benda May 27, 2005

Crooked H

Democratic presidential candidate in 2016 and former first lady Hillary Clinton (1993-2001), as referred to by American President Donald Trump in his posts on Twitter.

"Crooked H destroyed phones w/ hammer, 'bleached' emails, & had husband meet w/AG days before she was cleared..." 12:56 PM - 15 Jun 2017 @realDonaldTrump

by Quiltraveler May 29, 2018

Crooked D

When the shaft of one's penis is naturally tilted to one side or another.

I got that straight shaft, but homeboy over there is packin' that crooked D.

by Butta Monkey February 18, 2009

Crooked as a bag of snakes

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.

Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.

by NorbertO October 5, 2012

Crooked Minds

He who has a crooked mind finds no good, And he who is perverted in his language falls into evil.

Crooked Minds is an awesome website, check it out @ www.crookedminds.com

by crookedminds June 16, 2009