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A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
Person 1: Did you see Taylor's dancing at the Grammys?
Person 2: yah she was just doing the mom-croon
Person 2: yah she was just doing the mom-croon
the mom-croon by emilymichelleswift13 September 27, 2015
mom-croon
(Noun) A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, preform, and sing along to a song in a extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand motions. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in her hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC's as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
"Oh look, Taylor's being embarrassing again- just mom-crooning in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she's crying."
mom-croon by iknowplacesicankillyou November 3, 2015
the mom-croon
A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
Person 1: Oh look, Taylor’s being embarassing again.
Person 2: She's Swaying and singing along, what is she even doing with her life anymore?
Person 1: She's doing the mom-croon. Just mom-crooning away in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she’s crying.
Person 2: She's Swaying and singing along, what is she even doing with her life anymore?
Person 1: She's doing the mom-croon. Just mom-crooning away in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she’s crying.
the mom-croon by tumblr trash September 27, 2015
coon-perro
The Mexican version of Coondawg...the Coonperro displays similar traits of his American counterpart. Tequilla may or may not have an effect on Coon-perro but he hopes it has an effect on the younger senoritas that vacation in Mexico.
Coon-perro suffers from both a midlife crisis and a sexual confusion when confronted with ANYONE in a bathing suit. Posting pictures of himself in hot tubs with young tourists on Facebook furthers the concern. Its an embarassing situation at best. Only to be deflected by insane rants and random facts about Henry Paulson. Fear the educated man.
Coon-perro suffers from both a midlife crisis and a sexual confusion when confronted with ANYONE in a bathing suit. Posting pictures of himself in hot tubs with young tourists on Facebook furthers the concern. Its an embarassing situation at best. Only to be deflected by insane rants and random facts about Henry Paulson. Fear the educated man.
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Andy: "Check me out with chicks...im not gay" #b.s. #lying #gay #snoopy #tight waterpolo swim trunks #rainbow #harlem #Henry Paulson #midlife crisis #im cool really i am.
Andy: "Check me out with chicks...im not gay" #b.s. #lying #gay #snoopy #tight waterpolo swim trunks #rainbow #harlem #Henry Paulson #midlife crisis #im cool really i am.
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