cronk

To have a fit; to freak out

My parents cronked when they found out I'd been out until 4 AM.

by Laur June 24, 2003

cronk

perineum (the region where the balls bounce)

I was in my bike, the saddle broke and i got a new hole in my cronk.

by perrofluta July 9, 2009

cronk

A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.

I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.

by Scott June 2, 2004

cronk

my slang for slut, fuckhead, asshole, cockswabber, dickhead, drongo, bitch.

person 1: "stop fishing for attention"
me: "kiss off you fuckhead cronk"

by sophieeeeee? May 8, 2022

Cronk

The onamatapaeic (sounds like what it is)word for slaping one's flacid cock against the face of a ladyfriend.

I got bored in the night so I snuck into her room and gave her a right good cronking.

by Palmer Eldritch April 18, 2004

Cronk

To mix different types of alcohol together in order to satisfy the palate. Or to just satisfy ones curiosity.

"At 80% Ballast Point 'Big Eye' & 20% Mornington Imperial Stout, I must say, I'm more than satisfied with that cronk!," cronking cranking cronked certified cronker

by BreakfastMetal March 15, 2015

cronk

to get high on high grade pot also known as chronic, because the pot gives you a chronic cough

Let's go out and get cronked

by been there September 19, 2003