conjugal fart wars

When a married couple resorts to using deadly toxic flatulence during their fights in order to get a leg up on the other in order to win the arguments.

My parents were the poster couple for conjugal fart wars, there was no way you could remain in the room during one of their powerful disagreements!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

conjugal

relating to those times when people visit their convict spouses in jail for the sole purpose of having sex, doing the deed, taking a vacation down south

After the eighteenth conjugal visit in three months, Al Capone's wife decided he just wasn't worth it and filed for a restraining order.

by Al Capone May 13, 2005

Conjaculations

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.

I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!

by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

Conjuguemos

The bullshit homework of spanish in cinnaminson high school. Do NOT visit this site. Worst SHIT ever. FUCK IT. Its timed too! wtf!

"Did you do your conjuguemos homework?"

"Fuck that!"

by Billy Bowe May 13, 2010

Conjarvent

The word that you add to a paper to make your writing seem better than it is.

Man I got a 100 on my English exam and my teacher did not notice that I used the word conjarvent.

by Mr skid November 18, 2009

conjibulating

To poke stuff with sticks and get great fun out of it

'Lyk OMFG im conjibulating this hen!'

by Jebus the great January 16, 2006

Conjugate

To have sex, as used in Animaniacs.

(teaching grammar) "Yakko, do you know how to conjugate?"
"Who, me? I've never even kissed a girl!"
"No, it's easy. Here, I'll conjugate with you."
"Goodnight, everybody!"

by Shay Guy August 10, 2008