Croissant

When a fat girl gets flaky on you. Because Croissants are squishy and flaky, like fat girls.

That Big Bitch show up to the concert? Nah, man she went all croissant me.

by Snow Storm T April 01, 2009

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1. A French crescent-shaped pastry.
2. Couch sex. Could be sex with, on, or inspired by a couch.

Let the warm folds of my sofa embrace you as we make passionate croissant.

by swet April 02, 2015

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Is a gender in the world, now which is great and amazing and the superior gender

I am a Croissant. So don't go saying I'm male or female.

by HankuroTheRonin September 19, 2017

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croissant

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

by wowza666 June 08, 2019

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The type of pastry a person is most likely to lose grip of.

Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

by saltytears November 24, 2020

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(verb) to attempt the crocheting, but failing miserably due to limited knowledge and skill

I tried crocheting once, I ended up croissanting instead and poking my eye out

by highongrapes March 21, 2017

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A pastry that took the french years to make and sell
and then the Americans slapped some cheese and ham on it (in five seconds) and made 1000000000$

don't be an American and ruin my croissant

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