Crogpits

The Totalitarian leader of Earth. Crogpits is the highest form of spiritual being. To be ‘Crogpits’ is to be better than anyone else. Crogpits and his trusty left hand man Dedoid did not want to expose their true identities so they replaced them with God and Jesus. These inspiring individuals can be seen in such ‘best selling’ books like ‘The Bible’ or ‘CondyloidRickybogaJohson69’. Crogpits has always preached that he was constantly made to ‘take his trousers down’ when visiting the doctor. He also was very keen on ‘angelic children’. He is proud creator of the disherdrywishermashon.

Jameson: Hullo Sullivan, would u look over there, it’s a lovely little CROGPITS “
Sullivan: He is lovely isn’t he. Now I’m off to have sexy time with Stacy and she’s gonna pull my trousers down. Toodleoo”

by RickyBogaJohnSingWog December 11, 2018

croggled

crooked, unformed or misformed, poorly made, shapeless, broken

That building was a croggled mess after the earthquake.

The mutant's fingers were croggled.

by k. d. August 11, 2006

croyve

Exclamation of disdain and scorn used in response to any embarrassing social faux pas. Humiliates the speaker by drawing attention to their guilelessness.

Person 1: Does anybody still have their old Game Boy Color so we can trade Pokemon and make them evolve faster?
Person 2: Croyve!

by WJ232 July 2, 2010

croga

better than something or someone for doing something or acting a certain way

OMG! You're so croga for coming with me and not Justina to the mall girllll.

by babycrogagirl February 14, 2023

lè cròg

To receive sloppy toppy while in a voice call while the person giving sloppy toppy does not know. (Phone call, Discord, Skype, Psn Party, Xbox Party etc.)

Pulled the “ lè cròg “ while I was on the phone to my mum the other day.

by FightMeOutside June 1, 2019

Crody

The crip version of "brody" meaning "brother" or "bro" as a friend. This term is commonly used in south Ontario, Canada as their are a lot of crips located in the GTA (greater Toronto area). This term can be used by anyone who isn't a blood and knows a lot of crips.

- I saw you with that man the other day. Is that your boy?
- Yeah, that's my crody, styll

by 905$AVAG3 May 15, 2018

crugy

Crugy is a smart, nice and successful individual.

Have you seen crugy? That guy is a beast at everything he does!

by Crackhoven April 16, 2023