cridder

aka crusty crit. someone who looks like a rat and is really dumb and obnoxious

Dylan is such a dumb cridder

by Your momma is juicy December 5, 2016

David Crowder*Band

1. A christian Rock band
2. performers/creators of O Praise Him, Open Skies, Our Love is Loud, and more
3. The Leader (David Crowder) created the book Praise Habits
4. An awsome band with wonderful music in the lyrics and the tune
5. members: David Crowder, Jason Solley, B-Wack, Mike Hogan, Jack Parker, Mike D.

Did you hear the new David Crowder*Band CD "Sunsets and Sushi"?

by hehe =) March 2, 2005

Jason Crowder

Bruh he’s my social studies teacher and he sucks at telling jokes

“lmao that joke is jason crowder level

by Jackoff Jim October 9, 2020

Crowder

A male person who would abandon his friends to pick up nickels in a corn field and dumpster pump with Ben Shapiro in Los Angeles. While picking up the nickels, Glenn Beck is usually standing behind, ready to lift the dress and sodomize the crowder when he bends over. He's definitely not gay, but he loves to admire the male body while simultaneously ignoring his supermodel wife's plea for children.

Dude, when I was driving through Iowa, I saw a crowder that I thought was a scarecrow being dry humped by a fat colonel sanders looking gay guy.

by homerolieo June 10, 2019

Crowder

1. Noun. A person (in most cases male) who picks the urinal next to another guy when there are nonadjacent urinals still available; usually still applies even when there are dividers.

2. Similar to people who talk when they piss

"Dammit Michael, stop being such a Crowder!"

by Rqrwuerlrj December 21, 2008

cape codder

an alcoholic mix of cranberry juice and vodka originated in Cape Cod

I'm so zooted after have my 8th cape codder, I might just have to do that slam pig over there.

by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008

Crowder effect

The Crowder effect is a phenomenon whereby any attempt to sound intelligent or humorous has the unintended consequence of making yourself appear continuously more and more stupid. It is named after Steven Crowder.

"That dude sounds dumber every time he opens his mouth"

"It's the Crowder effect, man"

by Leinad4400 November 1, 2019