by Dumb Crocs March 12, 2014
Crocs are shoes invented for fags - not the one you inhale retard - but the shoe type.
these shoes were invented by a blind man with no taste in women. made by Crocs, Inc. is a shoe manufacturer founded by entrepreneur George B. Boedecker, Jr. to produce and distribute a stupid plastic clog design acquired from a Quebec company called Foam Creations -also stupid - The shoe had originally been developed as a spa shoe. The first model produced by Crocs, the Crocs Beach, was unveiled in 2002 at the Ft. Lauderdale Boat Show, and sold out the 200 pairs produced at that time - what kinda fool buys these !?
these shoes were invented by a blind man with no taste in women. made by Crocs, Inc. is a shoe manufacturer founded by entrepreneur George B. Boedecker, Jr. to produce and distribute a stupid plastic clog design acquired from a Quebec company called Foam Creations -also stupid - The shoe had originally been developed as a spa shoe. The first model produced by Crocs, the Crocs Beach, was unveiled in 2002 at the Ft. Lauderdale Boat Show, and sold out the 200 pairs produced at that time - what kinda fool buys these !?
by Mr.Haywood.U.Blomie May 25, 2010
I will only date guys who wear their crocs with tube socks & manties.
My boyfriend and I have matching crocs.
My boyfriend and I have matching crocs.
by Kel-Kan December 08, 2015
by Little big boy69 May 11, 2020
by Big boi Thanos 69 420 October 12, 2019
Literally the coolest most innovative invention by mankind EVER. Way better than any shitty ass jordan or that boost crap. This shoe only costs 50 bucks a pair and can last a lifetime.
To users, you can double ur inner hypebeast by wearing crocs with socks. Those yeezy bois be runnin
To users, you can double ur inner hypebeast by wearing crocs with socks. Those yeezy bois be runnin
by Capt shr00m April 11, 2019
The 21st century Flip Flop (Jandle, thongs). And much like the Flip flop is used when proper footwear is too much hassle.
(Secunda) Oh man, I don't want to spend valuable seconds tying laces on my shoes so I'll wear my crocs.
(Prima) Ohh yeah, that will get the ladies for sure.
(Prima) Ohh yeah, that will get the ladies for sure.
by Capt Mainwaring May 13, 2012