corona cock block

The Corona Virus stopping you dead in your tracts from getting laid.

Bro, I would have gotten laid tonight but the Corona Virus wigged her out and I got a case of the Corona Cock Block.

by internetarchiologist March 18, 2020

Oblivious Cock Block

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.

Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

by StonedSteve March 8, 2009

cock block

One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.

by Miss Priss April 13, 2003

cock-block kung fu

Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.

Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan

by MMA J February 7, 2010

Divine Cock Block

(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.

2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.

ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!

guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!

by wowthathappenedatumd May 7, 2010

Croc Block

When you go out in a group and one of your friends wears crocs, thereby preventing anyone in the group from getting tail.

"Omg, I can't believe you let her go out in those tonight. Total Croc block."

by Srizie January 26, 2009

Cock Block Party

The act of intentionaly cock blocking some one with a group of at least four people. Usually the atom bomb of cock blocking, and sometimes has long lasting effects.

Jeff: You totally cock blocked me last night.
John: It was an accident.
Jeff: Accident! You ran out yelling cock block party with five other guys.

by Bestevaa October 27, 2010