The Crock Pot

When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!

My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.

by LabMaster S.J. December 24, 2022

Crock Pot

A crock pot is a woman who can comfortably conceal $ 15.00 worth of mixed fresh produce in her baby cavern.

Sheila been around, she's a total Crock Pot!!

by Lightning Strike February 20, 2023

Crock-Pot

Going to a friend's house when they are not home, shitting in their toilet, closing the lid and letting it simmer until they find it upon their return.

Matt Parish has been the perpetrator of several horrific crock-pottings.

by Davy Crockett October 24, 2008

Crock Pot

When you're under the covers and you let a rancid fart slip. It then festers and stays warm in the blankets until your partner lifts up the covers and is hit with a blast of stink.

(Much like lifting the lid off a crock pot and the hot blast of steam that comes out.)

I couldn't stop laughing when Mike lifted the covers and was hit with a crock pot fart

by AllieLewis February 25, 2011

crock pot

When one takes a monstrous repugnant shit and then without flushing immediately takes a scolding hot shower. The door and all the windows must be shut and the toilet seat must be up. If all these steps are taken then the feces will cook and fester resembling the effects of a crock pot.

Guy 1 "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "My roommate was pissing me off so I left him a filthy crock pot.

by Podaddy June 22, 2009

Crock pot

The act of putting a man’s balls inside of the vagina and just letting them soak for a bit.

Person 1: “Hey man, what’s your favorite position when having sex?”
Person 2: “Eh, I don’t really like sex per se. I prefer to just do a Crock Pot”

by kpat890 June 13, 2019

Crock Pot

1. A pothead with an erection
2. One who smokes marijuana while masturbating

See Crock.

Mary: My boyfriend is such a crock pot...

Jane: Oh then you two are perfect for each other!!

by MrAmazingful July 16, 2011