croatian cock

Croatian Cock is known as one of the biggest, thickest and longest in the world.

There goes Tomislav again. He has a foot long Eastern European Croatian Cock! Tomislav pounded her so hard that she couldn't walk for a week.

by Luck of the Irish January 18, 2017

once you go croatian

Once you go Croatian
You forget about the rest of the Nations!

Once you go Croatian - Nicole went Croatian and she forgot all about the rest of the Nations!

by Luck of the Irish January 18, 2017

Croatian handshake

An act of fingering someone's asshole while shaking his/her hand. National custom in some parts of Croatia, practically legal. By the decision of Gospic county court, regarding a rape case where one Croatian tycoon anally assaulted American basketball player Ilesha Jarret, an act of forced anal fingering is considered the same as handshaking.

- How was the Croatian handshake?

- Very deep.

by 01000011 November 4, 2021

Croatian Prince

A Croatian Prince is a smart, educated, well built young man who looks to his future as a king. He is athletic, charming and respected by all man kind. Girls want to be his bride. He is a business minded guy who makes plenty of money, drives expensive cars and gives often to help the less fortunate.

Is that a star in the crowd? No that is a Croatian Prince!

by D Shark M December 18, 2010

Croatian Sensation

A person who is croatian and gives you the best sensation ever

Im the Croatian sensation and im sweeping the nation

by Croatian76 February 19, 2008

Croatian Flesh Joust

A sexual act which involves a male and a female, completely naked. They begin on opposite sides of a room and begin to run towards each other at top speed while they simultaneously leap into the air and spread their legs which then the male attempts to penetrate his ding dong into the female crevis. If performed perfectly (rarely happens), then the Croatian Flesh Joust is a unimaginable sensation.

I went to the bar last night and picked up some chick who was totally wasted. I was feeling risky so I decided to try the Croatian Flesh Joust on this girl, i miserably failed and now my ding dong has been hurting for the past two weeks... Never again.

by Croatian1111 January 23, 2014

Croatoan Day

It's the day that Supernatural fandom has been waiting for.
Where Supernatural fandom celebrates the day of the Apocalypse and Croatoan virus spread.
By celebrating we draw Croatoan word on our visible parts of body and take pictures of excessive amount of toilet papers we own at our houses.

This celebration day is caused by episode of famous Tv show called Supernatural, where is season 5 episode 4, one of the main characters Dean Winchester is sended to the future between a 1 - 7 of August 2014, to see the consequences of his actions.

"Hoard the toilet paper, hoard it like it's made of gold".

Croatoan virus,Supernatural,Croatoan Day

by PaulaBear August 1, 2014