Crit

To have relations with a friends girlfriend.
"Hey man, lemmie crit yo shit"
by Josh April 09, 2004
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A term for nigger. Crit, short for critter
Let's cross the street, a couple of crits are headed our way
by Crokedcop January 04, 2012
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Word used in video game terminology to show high hits.

In this case, a word I yell at my girlfriend as I'm about to cum.
CRIT!!!!
by Marktheboss February 17, 2011
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The term used to explain the act of crying immediately before, during, or just before finishing a shit. A Crying Shit. A Crit
I had a Crit for the first time after I broke up with her
by XxlelkxX October 04, 2015
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a combination of crap and shit: used when near adults that u just met and not them to think of you as a bad person but still need to somehow say shit

a lot better than shap
Guy 1 dude u just got hotsauce on my shirt what the crit!!!!!

*principal walks by*
p: did you just curse?
G: course not sir/mam
by Hairy Hunter October 25, 2010
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A mix up of deciding to say Crap or Shit when your parents scare you.
Holy Crit!
by Real_Logololl November 30, 2017
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Originally derived from the gaming community as an abbreviation for a"critical hit", The term Crit is a newly emerged racist term directed primarily towards Christians who purposely engage in discussions of Atheists, Muslims or other ethnic/unethnic groups to provoke or convert those in he discussion.

Crits ted to generally be straight, white, Right-Wing bigots with little respect for other races, religions, or sexual preferences; and usually support the same ideals as the U.S. Republican party, along with the movements for "white-oppression" and "heterosexual rights". They are also mixed up in the many controversies that the Republican party covers such as 911, The Moon Landing, and the Liberal government's supposed ploy to disarm all Americans and take over.
"I just couldn't get through to the guy. He just kept rambling on about the government taking over. What a Crit."

"So you're telling me that if the bible stated that 2+2=5 you'd believe it? Looks like we've gota Crit over here.
by Can'tfindpseudonym March 27, 2014
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