Cristi Rose is the most awesome thing with a vagina. She likes to rip faces off and cause grown men too pee their pants. She throws down in shady parks lots but she also cuddles good. Shes once wrestled a mother bear and ate her cubs. She made baby bear enchiladas and brought them to the church cook-out. She called me a twat-waffle once and I masterbated to the sound of her voise in my head for a month. People in Zimbabwe consider her God and worship images of her carved out of gold. They then pour Dos xx all over her likeness to ensure a plentyful harvest and fertile women.
Travis Pastrama once seen Cristi Rose at the Sierra Minit Mart and told her she was pretty.
Port city on the lower Texas coast with many illegal Mexican immigrants, they have no insurance and will try to have an accident if at all posible. The beach is home to a giant homosexual festival known as "Gaybeach" avoid the county beach in early summer.
Have you ever been to Corpus cristi? It has nice beaches but it's full of Mexicans and fags.