Cristi

Cristi is a guy with a pedo stash that sits next to you in class.He is very docile untill u grab his nipple. Also gay

Coae cristi taci in pula mea din gura de gay prost

by Colegu lu cristi January 31, 2022

Cristi

The God of Sex, the sex master, the sex guru, with a penis of 9”

Gf: I would love if you would show me Cristi’s way tonight.

I want you to fuck me like a Cristi!

by NotCristiSadly August 25, 2022

cristi

Kiwi chelios, camila bactriana, mr proper si mr clean, pisica Sphinx, cartof, ghei, ghertoi, copil abandonat, sulfitura in cap, balonat si urat.

Esti atat de urat de semeni cu cristi.

by Bobes <3 May 20, 2024

Cristi Rose

Cristi Rose is the most awesome thing with a vagina. She likes to rip faces off and cause grown men too pee their pants. She throws down in shady parks lots but she also cuddles good. Shes once wrestled a mother bear and ate her cubs. She made baby bear enchiladas and brought them to the church cook-out. She called me a twat-waffle once and I masterbated to the sound of her voise in my head for a month. People in Zimbabwe consider her God and worship images of her carved out of gold. They then pour Dos xx all over her likeness to ensure a plentyful harvest and fertile women.

Travis Pastrama once seen Cristi Rose at the Sierra Minit Mart and told her she was pretty.

by Marky-GG August 8, 2009

Cristi Hope

Romania's biggest hope

Yo, have you watched Cristi Hope?
Yeah, bro he's our biggest hope!

by anonymous November 18, 2021

cristi ronaldo

Cristi ronaldo is a football player. His biggest rival is Barcamoula.

"Cristi ronaldo!!!!!"

by Majkou April 21, 2022

corpus cristi

Port city on the lower Texas coast with many illegal Mexican immigrants, they have no insurance and will try to have an accident if at all posible. The beach is home to a giant homosexual festival known as "Gaybeach" avoid the county beach in early summer.

Have you ever been to Corpus cristi? It has nice beaches but it's full of Mexicans and fags.

by Texas War Ass June 11, 2006