crispy critter

Someone who has taken too much acid, mushrooms, or other hallucinogens and is now in a permanent state of being "crispy" or spaced out.

Lorien and her crispy critter friends are working on their plan to replenish the sun with hydrogen so we can all stay warm.

by moonlion January 19, 2004

Crispy Critter

A furry, Hippie, Liberal, brain fired, loon

Them crispy critters need to be put on leash.
Damn crispy critters keep tryna blame everything on guns.

by Coyote airsoft April 10, 2023

crispy critter

A term used for old people whose brains are so fried that they can't think straight.

"That old crispy critter just pulled out and almost hit me!"

by rsed November 10, 2006

Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022

crispy critter

A victim of napalm

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village

by william westmoreland October 25, 2023