Cripple

A person who has a disability and embraces it, rather than feeling sorry for themselves.

Yes, I am a Cripple, got a problem with that?

by Cynicalbeauty April 10, 2006

Cripple-Potamous

A fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers

Woah there's a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos

by holidayze December 6, 2011

Cripple Grape

The shriveled up grape found among a bunch of normal grapes.

Oh man, I can't believe he just ate the cripple grape! I bet he's going to be sick later.

by ilovecollege318 June 16, 2011

whipple cripple

A word that someone desperately tries to publish so they can show their friends and have a laugh, even though it will undoubtedly be rejected.

Wow, another entry for whipple cripple. I'm starting to feel sorry for them.

by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 14, 2017

Send a Cripple Nudes Day

July 27, is Send Nudes to the Crippled Day. So all people with missing, broken, sprained, appendages get nudes. See a cripple help a cripple

Person 1: Hey Zack just broke his arm
Person 2: Fuck he’s so lucky it’s Send a Cripple Nudes Day

by udictisfordaboiz July 27, 2020

Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

cripple fight

a cripple fight is a fight between 2 cripple's is called a cripple fight as used on South Park usually involving the items that help the cripple's live out there lives to some normallity such as a wheelchair or crutches

Cartman (on a mic in a supermarket):CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!

by Crazyd September 20, 2005