Crippler chick

Surfer slang for a pretty girl (maybe a very pretty girl)

Check out the crippler chick!

by Kerries July 26, 2010

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Critler

The act of scoring a critical hit upon Hitler using a bomb.

In times of extreme bowel urgency one might find a pressing need to "critler" and relieve the pressure that comes before critting Hitler. One word can express this urgency accurately.

Q: "Dude where are you going?" A: "Critler."

*Flush* "Ahhh... Critler accomplished."

by Renegade65 March 30, 2010

canadian crippler

Souped up version of the shocker, two fingers for the pink, two for the stink.

Liza just loved the canadian crippler, altough my fingers smelled like poop for two days!

by Jdeleons September 12, 2005

Critler

A critler is another way of saying, "I need to go crit hitler", or "The 50 cal is out of ammo...time to go crit hitler."

"Critting" refers to the act of dropping a duece or "bomb" in the toliet.

Critting got its meaning from RPG games, where you critical attack someone.

In this case you are critical attacking hitler with you're facilities...

The most common use of this word is on instant messaging, when typing out, I need to go take a crap is just not cool enough and/or takes too long to type out.

Hey *friend'sname* I need to go critler brb.

Critler

The 50 cal is out of ammo, going to try a different tactic.

I need to go crit hitler.

by silverfire675 March 29, 2010

Crippler Crossface

str8 up gangsta special; will make anyone tap

Chris Benoit 0wnz jo0!

by J 0 K A February 22, 2005

Crippler

The crippler is when you have to shit so bad that you can hardly walk to the restroom. Generally produces cramp like effects in your anus with pain so bad you can't walk.

I was headed for the restroom when I got hit by the crippler and almost shit my pants.

by king of the shitters August 13, 2009