Crines is a slang term for when a guy is having sex with a girl then the girl whips out a dildo and starts to fuck him in the ass.
dude how was she last night

she was fine until she gave me a crines
by tman22cavs August 3, 2011
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Super amazingly doofy and/or sandy.
Jon: "Yo dude, that bitch was crine fo shizzl!"
Kevin: "Dude I want to gnarlishitize that bitch!"
Jon: "Dude...That is so un-crine of you."
by Doofy Bones April 7, 2007
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UBAN ME UBAN ME VICTOR CRINE UBAN ME!
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A very muscular and sexy man. He loves oil and RolePlay. Never washes his clothes, and likes a different animal every day. He likes gorilla tag, dildos, and Croix.
Kistler can only dream of being a Simon Crine
by Loucus June 10, 2022
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Another term used for something that is suffering, in need of serious help.
Specifically spoken by southern accents.

(It sound better in a south Miami accent)
Friend 1: omg look at dat bitch lace

Friend 2: gowrl dat lace is crine!
Analise: why that big bitch got daisy dukes on
Latoya: I know her drawls in CRIME!
by supersoakertsunami👅 March 27, 2023
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the act of laughing until you are shedding tears due to something triggering your sense of humor.
wow sals t-shirt actually has me CRINE
by jbuggggg August 16, 2021
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