Crimbo 

One who is both a cripple and a bimbo/himbo

“You’re a crimbo.”

“I can’t tell if you’re insulting me or trying to compliment me.”

Crimbo by Dinscope November 1, 2023

Crimbo Limbo 

The period after Christmas Day and before New Year's Eve, mainly spent sitting down and eating leftovers. Many find it extremely dull.

I'm so bored. It feels like crimbo limbo's been going on forever...

Crimbo Limbo by Aiho December 30, 2009

Crimbo Limbo 

Crimbo Limbo is the time in-between Christmas Day and New Years Day, where you feel fulfilled, eat lots, and give yourself alcohol poisoning.

Ryan: Dude, I haven't done anything productive in three whole days, yet I still feel great!

Lewis: Well, that's Crimbo Limbo for ya!

Crimbo Limbo by MyNameBeTom December 23, 2010

crimbo pressie 

British slang for "christmas present"

I'm only getting one bloody crimbo pressie this year!

crimbo pressie by Pimonkey December 17, 2003

Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness 

Time of maximum demands when, due to natural seasonal low, minimal resources are available to meet them. We're supposed to be all jolly and having the time of our lives (another demand).

Crimbo again! Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness! How bracingly spiffing! Turdaceous to the point of buggering description!

Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness by Mr Thick and Thin December 24, 2012

Crimbo Chris

A man with a man bun and brown hair and loves his son Owen

Crimbo Chris is not amazing

Crimbo Chris by A deluce December 5, 2019

Uncle Crimbo 

Uncle Crimbo is the Santa Claus-type figure of the Kingdom of Loathing.

Even though he doesn't have any children, nor any brothers or sisters, he's still an uncle. Purely by the magic of Crimbo.

Unfortunately, Uncle Crimbo has recently had some drinking problems, and his disgruntled little elves are tired of being exploited and forced to work in the Factory sweatshop wherein all Crimbo toys are made.

Uncle Crimbo stopped by my campground and left this groovy Advent Calendar. Boss.

or

Oh sweet Jick, Uncle Crimbo can make Teddy Bears now!

Uncle Crimbo by Kenjoki Ikari December 25, 2005