Definition: A rich and famous person who makes an apology video who "cries" in the video even though they know their faking it and has a better life than someone else.
by Dr. Pluto September 12, 2020
Get the *Cries in Gucci* mug.When a guy tells all his friends he fucked a chick when he didn't and when finding this out, said chick publicly confronts him letting him and all his friends know that not only did she not fuck him, but that she never will fuck him.
Did you see Michelle call out Jay in the parking lot after she found out he told everyone he fucked her? I knew he was a Boy Who Cried Blast!
by RBAK July 5, 2016
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When you watch a YouTube stream of Generals Zero Hour, and the battle is ongoing between SiZe and Excal (Considered as the GOATs of the game by many). You won't enjoy the stream, unless CirezD (#1 Semi, The Best Heavyweight Noob Player out there in the game) is giving his thoughts, his remarks and his CirzeCritiquing skills! He CirezCritique any player, regardless of his skills.
When you watch a YouTube stream of Generals Zero Hour, and the battle is ongoing between SiZe and Excal (Considered as the GOATs of the game by many). You won't enjoy the stream, unless CirezD (#1 Semi, The Best Heavyweight Noob Player out there in the game) is giving his thoughts, his remarks and his CirzeCritiquing skills! He CirezCritique any player, regardless of his skills.
A true story, CirezD ate his homework one day due to being told it was a piece of cake by his teacher. He CirezCritiqued his teacher for not giving more homework.
by Not Fargo December 25, 2020
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by carolscorporalconfederation March 23, 2020
Get the Crizcel mug.On special occasions, such as one's 18th birthday, when a person has had so much to drink that they are on the "overdrive drunk" stage in their evening, "Crizunk" is that magical word used to describe someone when they have far surpassed that of being drunk, and even quite possibly crunk. obvious signs of Crizunkness are slapping the genitalia of the same sex, passing out while defacating, finding the cure for cancer and being too "crizunk" to remember it and lastly, actually finding some sense of clarity and spirituality in listening to the artist Peter Gabrielle.
by Greg is a Badass October 9, 2006
Get the crizunk mug.A cool or nice looking crib. Takes the word crib and the word niz and changes the last letter of both words. Crib meaning home and niz meaning cool.
by whtAbeast October 24, 2009
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by Griffonry October 15, 2015
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