cricket bat man

someone with a broken hand

is that a cricket bat man

by guggfyeydye November 29, 2021

Cricket Bat

n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.

would you be interested in buying....oooow

by Al October 12, 2004

Cricketist

a person who hates cricket but plays it

i hate cricket but its good to play so im a cricketist

by patonater June 5, 2009

cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"

Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!

by eurocelt June 30, 2017

cricketbuzz

1. The stoner equivalent to listening to the ocean in a shell.

2. When a really great buzz first kicks in... time stops...and all you hear are the crickets........

Damn dude... that afterblow attack sent me into a nice cricketbuzz...

by SicolaGal May 11, 2010

cricketfaget

definition: kailaash namasivayam

He is a cricketfaget

by cricketontopjeremy November 21, 2023