When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by
reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your
butthole filled with man
mayo.
I was talking to my
buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt
fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male
prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.