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Cretin

A person who lives in the town of Crete, IL.

If they decide to move somewhere outside of Crete, they become an Ex-Cretin.
Are you from Chicago? No, i'm a Cretin.
by awsnap April 1, 2009
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The lowest form of humanity. A person that is a waste of air. A person who is lazy and doesn't contribute anything to society. Someone who kills the mood and is a hoe to their friends.
by Megan Price November 24, 2015
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A completely irrelevant mope of a douchebag. Cretins possess exceptionally low intelligence and street smarts, are aroused by bathroom humour and above all love to play idiotic practical jokes. A cretin is generally reared in either a rural or suburban setting and therefore lacks many social graces necessary for sexy urban life. A cretin left to it's own devices eventually implodes in on itself. Cretins require excessive amounts of ritalin and/or Flintstones chewable vitamins. Finally they tend to respond to the name Dave.
That fucktard Dave is such a cretin. He put gunpowder in all the ashtrays at the kegger over at the Cardinal Apartments last night. What a douchebag.
by Alfonso T. Watt May 11, 2010
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An absolute fucking idiot.

Or someone who has physical disabilities.
Aaron Nevin is such a cretin.
by IHaveABaldDad May 4, 2018
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Word which describes a quite ugly person. Those posessing drastic and distinctively noticeable ugly characteristics will be given the title of a cretin. Word origins from the dictionary yet has been made famous by those inhabiting the King's Hospital School, particularly the members of the 5th Form.
"You know that guy Emmet Hughes"
"Ye wat about em?"
"The state of em. Absolute cretin!"
"Chyeaaaa"
by Paul Lawson February 21, 2009
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Someone who hangs about mainly in a football club, or park. They drink White Ace cider and tend to wear alot of checkers.

Cretins like this are on the dole and use all of their money to buy white ace cider. Often they tick alchol from the shop untill their parents/nan gives them more money

They have 1 best friend (who is equally a cretin) who will worship the ground they walk on and do everything they are told to do.

Cretins are always drunk and play drinking games. They cause trouble on the streets and everyone laughs at them. Cretins do not realise they have a problem or that they are being laughed at. They think they are just having fun and there is nothing wrong it what they are doing. They also take no pride in their personal appearance and tend to look like woody out of "this is england"
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by anonymous_355321 April 10, 2011
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A person who's too narrow minded and retarded to expand their experience beyond their own perceptions-Usually used to describe people who spend hours playing First Person Shooter Games like Call of Duty or Halo but dont have the brains to play games like Final Fantasy or any multitude of excellent JRPG or far superior Japanese games.
Cretin one: "slobbers"I just got a killstreak in Halo Reacharound!
Cretin two:"Drools and spittle flies forth from his gaping maw"oh yea I just prestiged for the 30th time in Black ops!

Worldy gamer who plays more than shooters:What a bunch of Cretins ..
by The one who lies January 11, 2011
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