crustachio

When you have crumbs in you beard/mustache

(Crustachio as in pistachio)

1. “Dude! Clean your crustachio.”

2. “Crustachios are in man.”

by The Elmo Crew March 21, 2023

crotch crustacean

(n.) a pubic louse; the crabs.

I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

vagina crustaceans

when you have sex and your intercourse partner cums on you're vaginal area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your vagina and it hardens into a crust

tabitha: omg i got so drunk last night i woke up with vagina crustaceans

katie: OMgggggg sameeeeee

by obama jesus satan kawaii queen August 21, 2014

creepstache

A creepy mustache.. aka.. creepstache.

Ew, shave your creepstache

by EricaApathy April 1, 2006

emotional cristache

when a man skips shaving for a couple of days and and the excess facial hair growth makes it appear as though he's going through an emotional crisis. this may or may not be the case.

Jim: 'Man, Jake's looking pretty terrible, he hasn't shaved in days.'

Mel: 'Yeah his girlfriend broke up with him - he's going through an emotional cristache.'

by sweet-1-sass February 4, 2010

Chestacies

Another word to describe breasts, boobs, or cleavage.

When summer rolls around, the chestacies are let loose.

by Mini Geo 125 January 26, 2009

Bourgeoi-Crustaceans

Rich, money-hoarding Crustaceans, including crabs, lobsters, crayfish, and shrimp.

The reason Proletaria-lopods are oppressed is because of the greed of Bourgeoi-Crustaceans.

by Javier2798 November 7, 2017